- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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