- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

1+1=2

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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