- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

knock knock There's no door

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

im saul and i love cock

what do fish smoke? sea weed

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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