- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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