- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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women's rights

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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