What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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My dad

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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