A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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knock knock There's no door

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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