What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

An Aisian failed a test

Liverpool City Football Club

Nuneaton..

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Women's Rights

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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