- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

My Butthole.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

snooki

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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