A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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