Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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