- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

seek beauty

FUCK THE JEWS

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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