What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

i killed my family

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Two planes walk into an office building

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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