what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Tough crowd tonight...

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Roses are red, yup.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What is 9+10? 19

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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