There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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