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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

whats worse than a kane nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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