What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call a black man? Black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Justin beiber's penis

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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