- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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