Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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