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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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