Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Who wants water? I do.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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