- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Knock Know! Come in!

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Morning wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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