- Anti Joke

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

You know whats funny Aids