What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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