- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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