- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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