Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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