- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Pull my finger ouch..

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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