- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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