Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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