- Anti Joke

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch