Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

My love life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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