hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Ben Corbishley

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haha

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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