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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

The Moon Landing.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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