- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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