Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

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