- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

shut up kobe!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's a good joke? Not this one.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Neither have I

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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