How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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I'm hungry.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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