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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

a black guy walks into a black bar

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

My name is Jeff

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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