"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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You have friends

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Your face

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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