what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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