- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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