- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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