- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

smell the vitamin C

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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