- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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