- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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