- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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