How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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u suck

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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