- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Chris Bosh's neck

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Wanna here a good joke?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How will the world end? That information is unknown

womens rights

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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