- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

a. why? b. because

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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